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THERE’S NO ESCAPE
Bill Gates’ Grand Bogue Caye island was supposed to be a retreat for America’s elite fleeing incumbent President Donald Trump, but two men are ensuring that there will be no rest for wicked — This is the Sweet Life of Chet and Hunter.
by Jeremy Jamshed
SELF HELP
Acclaimed Self Help Guru Batu Trymore guides you through what to do if you find yourself in this most unenviable of situations. 10 Steps With Pictures!
by Dr. Batu Trymore
THE OL’ SWITCHEROO
Elena and Javier Rubio want their biological son back, but trading back the boy they have accidentally been raising for the past ten years is proving more difficult than expected.
by Jeremy Jamshed
TRY IT ONCE
Brooklyn Peltz-Beckham is under fire from animal rights activists after launch of boutique popsicle line “SUCKYZ.”
by Gary Growth
SCIENCE
Online hacker leaks plans for the resurrection of the wooly mammoth and Sphere Entertainment’s plans to parade the animal.
by Jeremy Jamshed
